what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
And then he peed in my hair
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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