All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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