There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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