Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
tell your sister to shave her snatch
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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