Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
smell my finger.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
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