I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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