Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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