We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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