still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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