how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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