He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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