Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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