garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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