the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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