I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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