i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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