Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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