I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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