Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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