Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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