Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Enjoy the penises
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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