When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Just puked most of my soul out..
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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