Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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