Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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