i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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