Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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