I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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