You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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