I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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