Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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