You work out of a Hotel?
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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