i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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