he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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