Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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