I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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