So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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