I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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