he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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