WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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