Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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