She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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