do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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