im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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