peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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