You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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