Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
Randomize
