If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
it glows. i had to have it.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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