Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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