People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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