North Korea, Best Korea!
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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