So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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